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30. September 2008 by admin.
Ladies…make your man happy this Halloween with a costume just for their enjoyment! There are several sexy styles to choose from…
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29. September 2008 by admin.
If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started)
and came upon the following poster . . .
. . . I mean, seriously, would you quit drinking?
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27. September 2008 by admin.
First Chance is at http://www.thedipstop.com/contest/bobdylan.html.
Second chance is:
In support of the new documentary film Inside Bob Dylan’s Jesus Years: Busy Being Born…Again! , we would like to offer you a chance to win a FREE copy of the film on DVD!
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15. September 2008 by admin.
Featuring some of the world’s most accomplished endurance enthusiasts, the Netflix Movie Watching World Championship challenges contestants to watch a continuous run of movies in an effort to eclipse the existing world record of 120 hours and 23 minutes held by Ashish Sharma of Mathura, India. Mr. Sharma will be on hand to defend his title. Netflix will also give everyday people a chance to participate by inviting the submission of video auditions at www.facebook.com (keyword search: Netflix Movie Watching World Championship). Additional information, including contest rules and other mesmerizing tidbits, can also be found there.
The event will begin at 10:30 a.m. Eastern time with competitors assuming their positions in the Netflix Movie Watching Arena, a plexi-glass living room in the center of
“The Netflix Movie Watching World Championship is a showcase for die-hard movie buffs who possess incredible focus and discipline,” said Leslie Kilgore, chief marketing officer for Netflix. “It combines the love of movies with the thrill of competition at the crossroads of the world.”
Said Mr. Sharma, the brash, current Guinness World Record holder: “I am the one who is going to win and
The field of movie watchers includes record holders, as well as rookies to marathon movie watching. The competitors include:
Mr. Sharma, who watched movies for 120 hours and 23 minutes in June in
Former three-time movie marathon record holder Claudia Wavra of
New York-based competitive eating champion, Crazy Legs Conti, who also happens to be a cinephile with a penchant for ‘80s films, will join the ranks of endurance enthusiasts for a shot at the title.
Guinness World Records rules require the contestants to watch films non-stop without averting their eyes from the screen. Competitors will be given 10 minutes between each movie, or approximately every two hours, to refresh themselves. Eating, drinking, standing and stretching are allowed as long as eyes are on the screen. Gourmet, chef crafted popcorn will be provided by Dale and Thomas Popcorn (www.daleandthomas.com) throughout the event. Medical professionals will monitor the contestants’ conditions throughout the event and assess if contestants are truly “watching” or are simply staring blankly at the screen.
About Netflix, Inc.
Netflix, Inc. (Nasdaq: NFLX) is the world’s largest online movie rental service, with
About Guinness World Records
Guinness World Records is the universally recognized authority on record-breaking achievement. First published in 1955, the annual Guinness World Records book is published in
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13. September 2008 by admin.
Take 20Q Star Trek to Warp Speed and win Big!
20Q.net is putting its artificial intelligence (A.I.) into warp speed to bring players 20Q™ STAR TREK, the latest version of the hugely popular game that can “read your mind.” By choosing a person, place or thing from the Star Trek Universe, you use your wits to keep the system from figuring out your answer in twenty questions or less. If the system can’t figure it out, you win! But first, the game needs to bone up on Star Trek trivia to be a worthy opponent.
20Q™ needs your help to assist the game in “learning” the world of STAR TREK, and all you have to do to contribute is play! With each play of the game, the system gets “smarter” and more challenging. By simply testing your STAR TREK knowledge, you can help bring the game to life as a real 20Q™ home game!
What can you win?
1 Star Trek T-Shirt & a 20Q Harry Potter Game!
How to enter?
Click Here AFTER trying the game.
**Contest open to US residents 18+. One entry per person, per e-mail address, per day. Contest ends October 15th at midnight P.S.T. 2008. Please allow 4 - 6 weeks for delivery of prizes! Check back to this site for the winner list!
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12. September 2008 by admin.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?” The old
man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
“Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
“Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and shelets out a little squeaker and says,
“Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since
defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and
accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, “What the hell was that?” The old man says, “Half
time, switch sides.”
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11. September 2008 by admin.
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6. September 2008 by admin.
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do
not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal
your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
5. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be
promoted.
6. No one is listening until you fart.
7. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them you’re a mile away and
you have their shoes
11. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it
was probably worth it.
14. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
15. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
16. Don’t worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and
a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
and put it back in your pocket.
19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.
21. There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
22. Generally speaking, you! aren’t learning much
when your lips are moving.
23. Experience is something you don’t get until
just after you need it.
24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get
slapped on our ass. Then things get worse.
26. Never, under any circumstances, take a
sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
27. There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it
too seriously.
29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other
people to make a big deal about your birthday…around age 11.
30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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2. September 2008 by admin.
The little known secret is that we have 2 of the prize packages available.
The first prize will be given away if you enter here: http://www.thedipstop.com/contest/foodnetwork.html
Your chance for a second entry into the Food Network Contest is a challenge:
1. Click the banner below
2. Download the MyChargersSearch box for your browser.
3. Search as desired. Don’t worry, the prizes are not only San Diego Chargers stuff. You can get all kinds of gift cards (Target, Starbucks, Amazon, Exxon, Macy’s, etc.) and other cool stuff (sports memorabilia, video games, comic books, electronics, etc.)!
4. On September 15th, we will announce the search word or term of the day HERE ON THIS POST. At that time, you MUST use your “MyChargersSearch.com” to search the word or term because that is what we will be using to gauge our winners. We will ask you to e-mail us with the response to the question we ask about that search. We will only select winners who send the CORRECT response within 24 hours of the post. So be sure to download the “MyChargersSearch” toolbar right away so you will be ready to play! Be sure to download the toolbar NOW so you will be ready on the 15th! You can check back here at this post on the 15th to find out the search word or term required to win.
5. The more of you to take part in this the more fun it will be. We will post a listing of the correct response along with all the incorrect responses on the site for you to enjoy. We will, of course, keep names and personal info private!
Thanks for playing!
Here it is! For those of you who have downloaded the FREE MyChargersSearch box for your browser, you can now enter the second chance contest!
Using your MyChargersSearch box on your browser, enter the search term “ask aida contest” without the ” marks. That part about not using the ” is important because it will affect your results.
Check your search results and find the link to the contest at http://www.thedipstop.com/contest/foodnetwork.html.
Tell me via e-mail, which number this was on the search results?
E-mail your answer to foodnetwork@thedipstop.com with the subject line “2nd chance”
Entries must be received by 9/17/08!
Good Luck!
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